ic voicemail;

[soulmanly]

You've reached the inbox of: "Sasuke I swear to you this isn't my fau--"
Please leave a message after the beep.

BEEP.

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[ex_cuts951]

[ all you hear is PSHHHHSHJHHHHHH PFFSGHHHHHH and then ]

No fight??!

[ MORE PSHHHH PSHHHH SHHH and a picture is attached by accident

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[soulmanly]

[ .... w h a t e v e n ]

... Date Masamune?

[ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ]

M-MITSUNARI ISHIDA?!

[ninjerk]

Check the caller ID, Yukimura.

[soulmanly]

waht

[ninjerk]

Date Masamune.

[soulmanly]

i see!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ no he doesn't, but exclamation points are fun. ]

[ex_cuts951]

[ oh what hi ]

Oops. I didn't mean to leak that yet.

[soulmanly]

W-why is such a picture in your possession?

[ are you cheating on yukimura ]

[ex_cuts951]

I was gonna post it around as a warning to the guy, heh... It fits him, huh?

[soulmanly]

[ WOW NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT??? ]

--A-anyway. What was that noise?

[ex_cuts951]

Eh? Noise-- Oh, probably the river.

[ PSHHHH PSHHHHHHH ROAR PSHHHH ]

[soulmanly]

...

[ boyfriend what ]

Is it not still raining?

[ex_cuts951]

'Course it is. This shit won't stop.

[ PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH He's shouting to be loud enough over the water. ]

[soulmanly]

...

Get inside! Where are you residing?

[ex_cuts951]

Gonna make me do what you want, sanada Yukimura?

[ energy mode on ]

[soulmanly]

If you stay out any longer, you will surely fall ill!

[ ... ]

And I refuse to fight you, when not at your best!

[ and also he's addicted to you so not fighting is also not an option ]

[ex_cuts951]

[ oh big problem. does he do the mature and smart thing (but something that includes ruining his ego and pride) or does he deny himself the satisfaction of fighting with his wife...!!!! ]

Damn, you're almost as bad as Kojuro.

[ pause ]

I'll get out of the rain soon. I like the view right now.

[soulmanly]

Date Masmaune, you neglected to answer my previous question!

[ wife is worried okay only totally not because that's dumb ]

Where are you residing?!

[ex_cuts951]

[ ............ shit ]

...About that...

[soulmanly]

[ KATY YOU DIDN'T LET ME EDIT MASAMAUNE WHAT IS THAT ]

... Is it an embarrassing establishment?

[ex_cuts951]

[ i was too excited shut up and didn't even notice ]

Ha, not exactly.

[soulmanly]

[ weeps my shame ]

Then what is it?

[ex_cuts951]

No place here is fit for a dragon!

[ aka he's a hobo ]

[soulmanly]

...

But it's raining.

[ yukimura is being the voice of reason SOMETHING IS WRONG ]

[ex_cuts951]

[ fidgets!! ]

The water cools off me.

[ i typed that before realising "wow that does not sense make" and realised it could be engrish. ]