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[soulmanly]

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[ninjerk]

Oh.

SHUT UP I MISFIRED 1/???

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2

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3

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[ NANI????????????????? ]

4

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[ A PET?????????????? ]

5

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6

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[ lifting his leg ]

7 done

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[ SMASHING A KICK TO HIS STUPID RIVAL'S BACK

YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH, SANADA. ]

[soulmanly]

Ye--

[ UWAHHHH PAIN. TUMBLING OVER.

also no, pets don't get their own beds >: ]

1/6

[jitensha]

[ AND IN RUNS MAKOTO, because that sounded like someone just got the smackdown delivered and okay, she's kind of protective over her friends/new family/OH GOD ARE THERE YAKUZA KIDNAPPERS HERE TOO-- ]

2/6

[jitensha]

[ except in her haste, she sort of trips at full momentum.

Over Yukimura. ]

3/6

[jitensha]

[ but it's okay because MAKOTO IS A TROOPER and just sort of rolls after that to keep from completely faceplanting in case she still needs to fight something like-- ]

4/6

[jitensha]

... Huh? Masamune-san??

[ and what did I just trip-- ]

5/6

[jitensha]

Y-Yukimura?!

DONE

[jitensha]

[ AND NOW IT'S SO INSTINCTIVE-- ]

Sasuke-san!! What's going on?? Did Masamune-san fall into the river? Am I supposed to be avenging somebody or--

[ HELP. ]

WAIT LET ME DO SOMETHING

[ninjerk]

. . .

[ turns and goes back into the kitchen ]

I'll prepare another plate for dinner.

FINALLY

[ex_cuts951]

[ no he's taking yukimura's bed.

and he's still kind of glaring, but seeing makoto - SO THAT'S WHO YUKIMURA'S NEW WIFE IS!!! - and the satisfaction of planting his rival into the ground... his mood is a little better. ]

Yo, nice to see you again. [ dropping his muddy helmet on yukimura's body. ]

mean :c

[soulmanly]

[ no.

He lets out a huff of air at the helmet--and thinks about shoving it off him but no, Masamune would murder him. So instead, her turns his face toward Makoto. ]

Are you all right?!

1/2

[jitensha]

[ SASUUUUKE WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME ]

[jitensha]

[ oh right, she did fall down. ]

-- I'm fine! It takes a lot more than that to hurt me.

[ and a nod to Masamune, even as she reaches to help Yukimura up. ]

It's good to see you, too! I didn't know you were coming over.

[ninjerk]

[ because that is not my homosexual fantasy ]

Oi.

[ calling back out and looking at Masamune ]

... You should find a job.

[ex_cuts951]

Your ninja doesn't have manners, if that's the first thing he says.

[ sigh ] I didn't either. Sanada insisted on it, or something.

[soulmanly]

The first thing he said was "oh". [ NOT BEING A SMART ASS, JUST SAYING. And accepting Makoto's hand o-oh and standing, catching the helmet with his free hand.

... and then grinning because look at what a good rival he is!! ... or maybe this makes him a bad rival oh-- ]

He'll be staying for awhile! [ Nod nod nod. And a little louder-- ] Did you hear, Sasuke?

[jitensha]

[ welp, Yukimura seems in one piece, so she'll squeeze his hand and jog off into a different room.

... To return with a towel, which she will oh so boldly toss over Masamune's head like he's a coat rack. What, he's dripping. This helps. ]

I guess I should say 'welcome back', then!

[ninjerk]

[ there is just going to be a nonchalant voice saying: ]

Okaeri~

[ from the kitchen. yes. ]