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[soulmanly]

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[soulmanly]

If you stay out any longer, you will surely fall ill!

[ ... ]

And I refuse to fight you, when not at your best!

[ and also he's addicted to you so not fighting is also not an option ]

[ex_cuts951]

[ oh big problem. does he do the mature and smart thing (but something that includes ruining his ego and pride) or does he deny himself the satisfaction of fighting with his wife...!!!! ]

Damn, you're almost as bad as Kojuro.

[ pause ]

I'll get out of the rain soon. I like the view right now.

[soulmanly]

Date Masmaune, you neglected to answer my previous question!

[ wife is worried okay only totally not because that's dumb ]

Where are you residing?!

[ex_cuts951]

[ ............ shit ]

...About that...

[soulmanly]

[ KATY YOU DIDN'T LET ME EDIT MASAMAUNE WHAT IS THAT ]

... Is it an embarrassing establishment?

[ex_cuts951]

[ i was too excited shut up and didn't even notice ]

Ha, not exactly.

[soulmanly]

[ weeps my shame ]

Then what is it?

[ex_cuts951]

No place here is fit for a dragon!

[ aka he's a hobo ]

[soulmanly]

...

But it's raining.

[ yukimura is being the voice of reason SOMETHING IS WRONG ]

[ex_cuts951]

[ fidgets!! ]

The water cools off me.

[ i typed that before realising "wow that does not sense make" and realised it could be engrish. ]

[soulmanly]

...

[ SIGH ]

Remain there.

[ WAIFU ON A MISSION BRB ]

[ex_cuts951]

Wait, Sanada--

[soulmanly]

[ lol nope.

in like. five minutes there is one SANADA YUKIMURA running to the river, umbrella in hand.

And look at those casual clothes o h . . . ]

Masamune Date!!!

[ex_cuts951]

[ CASUAL CLOTHES SUIT HIM!! Masamune wishes he had some, since his jacket and armour is soaked and caked in mud and he hasn't showered since he got here. Your wife is really gross atm, Yukimura. ]

Yo, Sanada Yukimura... What are you wearing?

[soulmanly]

Clothes!!

[ Looking down at himself... ]

Quite the strange attire they have in this land! [ Nodding! ] Though, I must say, they are far more comfortable than our usual armor!

[ .... which you are.... still.... wearing.... ]

[ex_cuts951]

[ oh my god is he wearing a shirt ]

Ha! I gotta try some of these styles out.

[soulmanly]

[ a tank top!!!!! ]

This Yukimura has a few extra pairs!

[ Nodding his head towards where he came from. ]

Let's go.

[ex_cuts951]

[ ofkbdsjhdj!!!! okay he'll bite this time. ]

Eh, fine. Where are you taking me?

[soulmanly]

To my current residing area. You'll be staying with us until the rain ceases, and we can find you a proper place.

[ WALKING!!! HE WILL NOT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER look at him getting all dominant ohohohoh. ]

[ex_cuts951]

--Eh?! You say so, huh?

[ .......angrily following!!!!!!!!! but not really angry, he just doesn't like doing what he's told. ]

[soulmanly]

Sasuke also lives there. As well as a man named Junpei and...

[ LOOKING OVER AND GRINNING!!! ]

A woman named Makoto.

[ex_cuts951]

Oh? Does Sanada Yukimura have a girlfriend already?

[soulmanly]

E-eh?!

[ akjsdhgkajshdjk WHAT EVEN MASAMUNE............ ]

N-no it is nothing like that at all! She's just... [ uwahjksdhajlsd ] A very nice lady! And in my classroom!

... And we live together!

[ex_cuts951]

Oh.



So she's your new wife. [ waifu. he is excited to meet her. again. since he already met her and approves of her. ]

[soulmanly]

It truly isn't like that..!!

[ YOU ARE THE WORST HUSBAND

but look we're here at the house so g r e a t ]

... Do not mention any of this to her!