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[soulmanly]

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[soulmanly]

E-eh?!

[ akjsdhgkajshdjk WHAT EVEN MASAMUNE............ ]

N-no it is nothing like that at all! She's just... [ uwahjksdhajlsd ] A very nice lady! And in my classroom!

... And we live together!

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Oh.



So she's your new wife. [ waifu. he is excited to meet her. again. since he already met her and approves of her. ]

[soulmanly]

It truly isn't like that..!!

[ YOU ARE THE WORST HUSBAND

but look we're here at the house so g r e a t ]

... Do not mention any of this to her!

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I won't, since you're being so gracious and taking care of me.

[soulmanly]

... Heh. Anytime. [ grinning.....

And then stepping inside the house! And he calls out-- ]

Sasuke! I brought us a pet!

[ c: ]

1/2

[ninjerk]

[ coming out of the kitchen ]

I said to stop spending money on things, those beans weren't magic, Danna--

2/2

[ninjerk]

Oh.

SHUT UP I MISFIRED 1/???

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2

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3

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[ NANI????????????????? ]

4

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[ A PET?????????????? ]

5

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6

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[ lifting his leg ]

7 done

[ex_cuts951]

[ SMASHING A KICK TO HIS STUPID RIVAL'S BACK

YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH, SANADA. ]

[soulmanly]

Ye--

[ UWAHHHH PAIN. TUMBLING OVER.

also no, pets don't get their own beds >: ]

1/6

[jitensha]

[ AND IN RUNS MAKOTO, because that sounded like someone just got the smackdown delivered and okay, she's kind of protective over her friends/new family/OH GOD ARE THERE YAKUZA KIDNAPPERS HERE TOO-- ]

2/6

[jitensha]

[ except in her haste, she sort of trips at full momentum.

Over Yukimura. ]

3/6

[jitensha]

[ but it's okay because MAKOTO IS A TROOPER and just sort of rolls after that to keep from completely faceplanting in case she still needs to fight something like-- ]

4/6

[jitensha]

... Huh? Masamune-san??

[ and what did I just trip-- ]

5/6

[jitensha]

Y-Yukimura?!

DONE

[jitensha]

[ AND NOW IT'S SO INSTINCTIVE-- ]

Sasuke-san!! What's going on?? Did Masamune-san fall into the river? Am I supposed to be avenging somebody or--

[ HELP. ]

WAIT LET ME DO SOMETHING

[ninjerk]

. . .

[ turns and goes back into the kitchen ]

I'll prepare another plate for dinner.

FINALLY

[ex_cuts951]

[ no he's taking yukimura's bed.

and he's still kind of glaring, but seeing makoto - SO THAT'S WHO YUKIMURA'S NEW WIFE IS!!! - and the satisfaction of planting his rival into the ground... his mood is a little better. ]

Yo, nice to see you again. [ dropping his muddy helmet on yukimura's body. ]

mean :c

[soulmanly]

[ no.

He lets out a huff of air at the helmet--and thinks about shoving it off him but no, Masamune would murder him. So instead, her turns his face toward Makoto. ]

Are you all right?!

1/2

[jitensha]

[ SASUUUUKE WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE ME ]